Awesome lines our children have actually shared ... and often in public.
Trinity: My daddy's a good kisser.
Trin: This grape juice is like wine.
Miah: How would you know?
Trin: Mom likes wine.
Miah: No she doesn't. Mom likes vodka.
Junah: Dad, I know you've been pimpin' for years.
Savannah: You should wear short shorts. You have a little weenie butt.
In the middle of parent teacher conferences, when the teacher was telling us how Trinity doesn't turn in her homework.... "My mom and dad shower together."
Savannah: I remember when my boobs were your size, like in 6th grade. But its good that you're ok with yours and stuff.
Zeph: I have a friend named Nick. That sounds like Dick, but its not, its Nick.
We had told all of the children to leave our bedroom and Junah stayed in the chair staring out the window. We nudged him to leave and he said "I can't. I am staring at these cars and making them feel uncomfortable."
Miah to her Nana: Will your cat have kittens?
Nana: No she's been fixed.
Miah: So has Jason.
*Kainon and Wrigley are currently too focused on how awesome they are to share any amusing comments with the family.
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To be a fly on the wall at your house! Hysterical.
ReplyDeleteAhahhahahhahahahah. I go back and forth on having kids- if I end up with them, will yours teach them how to be awesome?
ReplyDeleteEmma, Sure thing. I will send them your way for a small fee, like say college tuition.
ReplyDeleteNo you couldn't make that stuff up. So is a book coming out anytime soon?
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